Are You Ready?
WARNING: The following items are required for you to become a local town hero, admired by hundreds, adored by thousands. The photo shoots and paparazzi all start here, amigo. Are you ready?
You'll be expected to:
1. Squeeze limes between your forearm and bicep
2. Able and willing to smile at a moment’s notice
3. Cut onions without crying
4. Know the difference between a tomato and tomatillo
5. Throw a tortilla 15’ feet
6. Lead teammates fearlessly through hordes of hungry, screaming, raving fans
7. Able to pour creamy tomatillo dressing into a container without spilling a drop of that liquid gold
8. Look amazing in a hair net and black baseball hat
9. Encourage your team like a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
10. Treat each customer like they just won the lottery
Happiness and a solid career filled with future and fame starts HERE.